smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

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Cunt-ron

An extreme or special class of moron.

Harry you stupid cunt-ron.

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Rass

Progressive states of uncomfortability of which an anus is in after massive consumption of either alcohol or spicy foods. Stages range from mild discomfort to acid discharge (coupled with subsequent bleeding) during the course of bowel evacuation.

Etiology is of the words Raw and Ass.

"Oh my God, I had stage 4 rass yesterday...The pain was so intense I couldn't even wipe."

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dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.

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Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this

When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!

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silenthalo

A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.

Dude! You're such a silent halo.

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jedboobs

Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed.

The kid was trying to wack off but his jedboobs got in the way.

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