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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.

When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!

by Jerry July 15, 2003


audioboxers

Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.

Audioboxers listens to shitty music and needs to die.

by Jerry December 02, 2003


Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004


burp the milk dud

(v) To pass intestinal gases

Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!

by Jerry July 15, 2003


milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 02, 2004


Pound Sand

A term used when annoyed with a person.

Why dont you go pound sand up your ass Chad!

by Jerry July 14, 2003


eminem

The best rapper ever and he could kick the trash out of ICP and JA RULE

Eminem rips ICP to pieces in his songs and Ja Rule is a Pussy Ass Bitch

by Jerry March 26, 2005