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fagma

when you are having sex with a girl who fucks fags and there is ass juice coming out of her vagina. but you have to be straight to experience it.

I was fucking her and the fagma between her vagina lips oozed all over my cock.

by JERRY April 14, 2004

8πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


ho

One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.

"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"

by JERRY January 6, 2005

517πŸ‘ 395πŸ‘Ž


Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.

Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!

by JERRY September 6, 2004

61πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Dodge

We have driving dodges for years

And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong

by JERRY December 7, 2003

62πŸ‘ 193πŸ‘Ž


Tivadar's Cross

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an Γ’Β€ΒœXҀ shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.

Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.

by JERRY October 27, 2004


Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by JERRY July 18, 2003

10πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by JERRY October 13, 2003

10πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž