Chaco cool-cut

When a Paraguayan bald man pays for a hair cut.

Despite having little hair left on his head, Werner decided to visit his barber for a Chaco cool-cut.

Paraguayan-Twenty

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.

Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.