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The Greek word for Grandpa (ΠαÏÏοÏÏ). Pappou is the sweetest man you'll ever meet and everyone knows him. He's the unofficial mayor of whatever town he lives in. If you walk with him in the street, you'll get stopped by everyone who remembers you from your christening. Pappou's obsessed with gardening, his grandchildren, eating, and downing bottles of Greek moonshine. All in all, Pappou is a KING!
Grandson: My life is a mess! I'm so stressed out about school, work, and girls!! Why me!!!???
Pappou: When I was 17, I came to the US after serving in the army to send money back home, grew up on a farm sleeping with goats, rode a donkey to school until the 2nd grade when it was time to work in the field, jumped off the boat with $6 in my pocket, and worked 18-hour days to build a family here.
Grandson: ...
Just Him. An individual whose pronouns are him, him, and him. JH is him. If "that guy" was a real person, that guy would be JH because JH is him. JH walks into a room and all eyes are on him. JH always sits courtside at NBA games because JH is him. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. If you have a JH in your life, don't lose him. JH is him.
Model #1: Did you get invited to the game with JH?
Model #2: I WISH! JH is him.
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Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.
Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!
The Greek word for Grandma (Îιαγιά). Yiayia may be the shortest woman you've ever met, but she has the biggest heart. She knows how you're feeling before you do. She also knows everyone's gossip because if she's not cooking she's always on the phone. Yiayia is obsessed with knitting, watching Brousko reruns, and making koulourakia. All in all, Yiayia is a QUEEN!
Grandaughter: Hi Yiayia! I have so much boy drama to talk to you about.
Yiayia: As much as I'd love to hear all about this, I made koulourakia for you to eat while Brousko's on.