boatball

there is no true definition for boatball, but it can be used to dexcribe anything unusual

lenny: man look at this boatball right here man heh heh ill tell you fwhat.
james: waht is it?¿?
lenny: heh heh that there is a good question.
james: now what the FUCK are you smoking on boy?

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Instagram Urban Explorer

A person who usually goes into an abandoned building and "flicks" pictures usually with an iPhone or Android. They claim to be a photographer or artist after editing their 5 megapexil shot with a fisheye and over abusive HDR effect. Snapseed is usually the #1 "editing" program they use. You can spot them out in real life as they are usually middle aged wearing a bandana around their mouth or disposable dust mask as a form of protection. If you do see them don't be alarmed as they usually stick to one place only and proclaim themselves as an explorer. Lastly they abuse hashtags by using some type of subject following the day in the week "brickmonday" "rustythursday" and put a quote from someone they know nothing about in order to make them sound intellectual. The more crews they are in the better Instagram urban explorer they are.

Girl: Hey Why can't I take pictures in the dark?

Guy: Well stop using your ipad you whore and get a real camera. Fucking Instagram Urban Explorers.

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Elleanne

The smartest, freakiest, funnest, freakin chic you gotta love all of them. Intelligent and can't quite understand herself. Laughs when your in a bad mood which makes you feel so much better. Has the nerves to do anything. You can text her nonstop for hours.

m: Hey aren't we so lucky!
?: whyy?
m: We are best friends with Elleanne.
?: oh yeah your right.
m: so why are we standing here lets go see her!