The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons