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swivel

To fix something.

Im going to swivel the car.

by JIM January 2, 2004

14πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by JIM June 25, 2003

37πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by JIM June 17, 2006

210πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Cum Deposit Box

A term used to describe someone you are fucking.

Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.

by JIM April 4, 2003

38πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


oogabagaga

A male homosexual. A queer. A faggot who likes other men, ya know, GAY.

That Ted fag guy is an oogabagaga.

by JIM August 7, 2005

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by JIM March 8, 2006

313πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by JIM July 25, 2003

59πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž