Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught

Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!

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php

A server-side scripting language that kicks the living shit out of PERL and A$P.

<?php
$arr = array(
"1" => "PERL sucks",
"2" => "ASP sucks"
);

print_r($arr);
?>

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drive by

farting while walking by a co-workers workstation

wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.

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lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis

Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'

bombardment

A great variation of dodgeball.
this game is played in a gym with one team on each side. Teams cosist of ten-ish people and there are 3 types "balls" used: A dodgeball, rubber air filled or foam, a "foamie" wich is a foam frizbee, and a foam, nerf style football. The object of the game is to get a football or foamie into the other teams basket without crossing the halfcourt line. The round is either won by throwing a football or foamie into the other teams basket or by getting all of the othor team out by throwing dodgeballs at them. Usualy 2 typed of dodgeballs are used, 1 or 2 small black ones and a large normal sized one. normal dodgeball rules apply for getting out. if you are hit with a ball, your out, if you catch a thrown ball, football, or foamie, the thrower is out, if you hit an opponent, anyone he has gotten out is back in, and lastly if you cross the gyms halfcourt line, youre out. the game can be really energetic, but it can be very dangerous if you are the last person left in, in wich case you can either get all the remaining opponents out, score a point with a football or foamie, or get bombarded by 5 dodgeballs, thus the name.

My elementary school gym teacher invented this game, and we played it every friday, alwayse lookin foreward to the sweet sweet bombardment, untill 6th grade when it was banned because some dumbass kid well and hurt his arm.

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show brain

(v) - when one's scrotal sack is visible, regardless of clothing. Usually the result of short shorts. Can be related to elephant sack.

Look at that guy's shorts! They're so short he's showing brain!

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macedonia

The home of Alexander the Great, the man who spread Greek culture to the edges of the known world over 300 years before the birth of Christ.
The Birthplace of the Greek tribe of Macedonians, who fought with and against other Greek tribes such as Spartans and Athenians. The home to the first Greek leader to unify all the Greek City states to rule the known world. The home to over two million residents in Modern day Northern Greece, whilst also the home to a slavic race of people to the north in FYROM (The fomer Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia)who linguisticly and culturaly are very close to Bulgarain, if not the same. Not related to the ancient macedonians as the Slavs arived 1000 years after Alexander the Great which by then the poeple identified themselves as Byzantines and the term Macedonia had been lost for hundreds of years.

Hi I`m Macedonian born in Thessaloniki, well I am Peloponesian born in Kalamata and ethnicaly and culturaly we are both Greek.

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