not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

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horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

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forn

some faggy ass bastard not from my small corner of the globe

dat dere towel wearin fag is from some forn country

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Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

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koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp

did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?

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atomic wedgie

a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.

w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!

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cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

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