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A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.
My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.
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That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"
A female that is sexting a married man.
"I found out my husband is sexting a sext hag so I divorced him."
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Giving a reason why a person sexting someone they're not supposed to.
"My husband's sextplanation for sexting her was my fault he said."
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JJ & Ambie
A JJ is a guy who is slick like oil.
A Ambie is a girl who is as pure as spring water --Put together they become the first type of Oil & Water that can actually mix together.
"Hey Greg, Did you hear they created JJ & Ambie as a replacement for gas? Putting them together they'll burn forever!"
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