Jaenus

A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".

"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"

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Jaejoong

A Jaejoong is a Korean singing sex pot sent from God to Earth to please us mere mortals. At first glance, he looks intimidating and cold because he is clearly the most gorgeous man in the entire universe, but after a few minutes it is clear that he is just a dork. He is the husband of DBSK leader Yunho, whom he thinks is "too much".

A Jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such sexiness.

A Jaejoong also has a passionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin' wants to.

"Wow, Jaejoong totally hit that high note in "Whatever They Say" like a pro."

"Jaejoong and Yunho are married, right?" "Yeah, aren't they so hot together? *DROOLS*"

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