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When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team
Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!
Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.
Cockhair - the result of a practical joke where waterproof shoe cream is substituted for shampoo causing the victim's hair to permanently take on the appearance of pubic hair.m or said cockhair. Also known as a "Venetian"
After practice Dennis asked to borrow some shampoo, Bradley instead gave him an unlabeled bottle of Venetian Shoe Cream. Afterwards he had a head full of cockhair .
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
The act of leaving a restroom like a rotten smelly ass war zone.
Not taking advantage of the courtesy flush and leaving your own personal calling card in the toilet.
Next time I visit the unisex bathroom at Starbucks, I'm going to Crable it!
Next time you go to that chicks house, and she doesn't put out, leave her a Crable and get the hell out of there.
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When you take your finger, preferably the index finger of your dominant hand, and stick up your ass then rub it under the nose of a unsuspecting friend... More appropriate if the friend has an unususually large nose.
Man after practice Brad walked over to Davey and teased his upper lip a Murray