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Chin Shot

The less aggressive cousin of Bangkok, or the Nut shot, it’s a quick slap underneath the chin of an unsuspecting person as a way to annoy or aggravate them.

A chin shot is often preceded by a question or distraction technique, and followed up with a public announcement of its act by the perpetrator.

Son: (pointing in the opposite direction) “Hey dad, what’s that over there?”
Dad: (turns away to look) “What is it son?”
Son: (smacks chin) “Bam!... CHIN SHOT!”
Dad: “Boy, you are an aggravator.”

by JJtheJackass June 22, 2019


Old Town Road

A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)

Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”

by JJtheJackass June 11, 2019

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Half-Sac

A descriptive name for a male with only one testicle in the bag of skin hanging below his penis (the scrotum).

Boy: “Hey dad, why do you call Cousin Mike ‘half-sac’?”
Dad: “Because he’s only got one nut son!”

by JJtheJackass June 12, 2019