Penpal

A rare version of the human species that has not yet been sabotaged by the electronic world.

Mom: Honey what are you doing?
Daughter: Writing to my penpal
Mother: Jesus my daughter has been reincarnated from the 19th century

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Gnotmer

Something that is geometrically pleasing to the eye and edible; used to describe food that is aesthetically shaped

gnotmer watermelon - a watermelon that is aesthetically shaped
a square watermelon would be labeled as a gnotmer watermelon