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whistle dog combo

When you cheap out and take a girl to A&W for a first date and still have sex with her later that night. Therefore, you got to have sex and have awesome fast food for under ten bucks.

"I had a whistle dog combo last night because I took Megan to A&W and fucked her in my car after"
"Too bad Megan is a right chubby chicken"

by JLB237 October 11, 2011

130πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Killing Spree

When a guy gets hurt in a relationship and he aggressively tries to bang as many girls (typically bar skanks) as he can in an attempt to move on and hide from the pain/humiliation of the breakup. It is often paired with excessive alcohol/drug abuse in a dangerous combination of self-destructive behaviour. The term comes from various shooter games where a player comes out much more reckless than usual after being killed in embarrassing fashion.

"Man, Steve hasn't been to class in 2 weeks and he never returns anyone's texts anymore"
"Yeah, after Chelsea broke up with him, all he does is go to the bar and try to wheel the dustiest chicks"
"Yeah dude, he's on a total killing spree"

by JLB237 September 10, 2011

264πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


productive hangover

When you're too hungover to go out and be social so you actually get a lot accomplished by staying in.

After Noelle's party, I had a really productive hangover and I cleaned my entire house.

by JLB237 December 19, 2008

180πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Minotauro

Antônio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira, a Brazilian heavyweight mixed martial artist who currently fights in the UFC where he is the interim heavyweight champion. He is famous for his stamina, heart, and ability to withstand punishment. He has amazing submission skills and is without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight fighters of all time.

Minotauro is the first fighter to ever hold both the UFC and Pride heavyweight titles.

by JLB237 March 18, 2008

173πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.

"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"

by JLB237 December 16, 2013

42πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž