crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

#squiglyfyre

The new #stratefyre! Welcome to a new era of the internet and the world.

BobOJoe was walking around with some rad-lookin sunglasses. Johnny said, "You're looking #squiglyfyre

Clear Creek State Park

where the kidz from the burgh go to get turnt!!! also the site of a staged colonoscopy-prep walk-a-thon (just a lil fun factoid to throw in there)

You going to Clear Creek State Park this summer? Boy, if you don't, you're MISSING OUT!

madeline joking

she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.

but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.

Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.

thunderstart

the word for the start of a thunderstorm

Oh no! I want to go on a river float but it’s about to thunderstart!

anarosia

ya know when someone has a radiant quality in them that causes them to radiate physical light, one's inner light that radiates outward is called anarosia

Maya's anarosia was as blinding as the streetlights.