Dirty Mole

When a person inserts two hamsters of different colours into the rectum and then sits down and watches an episode of game of thrones, once the episode is finished the person lays down and points their ass in the air and the first hamster to emerge is crowned the dirty mole. Bets can be placed on this activity.

After a few drinks at a party James decided to play Dirty Mole, We all placed bets and it was the best 30th birthday party I’ve ever been too

The Reber

Smashing booty doggy style so hard that you pull an angry Rocky Balboa style snarl

Whilst Repeatedly shouting “CREED” or “DRAGO”

After five days without sex she got the reber so good it woke her parents

Walshing

When your late for an appointment because you’ve been picking all the ginger pubes out from between your teeth.

Sorry I’m late I’ve been Walshing all morning, but still couldn’t get the last few.