peezy

the semi frozen yellow yeezy 350 shoe, which looks like pee, hence its name peezy

person 1: yo didja see the new semi frozen yellows i copped?
person 2: eww you bought the peezys? gross

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phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy