learner

second only to the elderly the worst type of driver around, fresh meat to the land of the gravel they are slow witted and incapable of independent decision making when behind the steering wheel

"Its clear fucking go learner, Oh what you stalled?"... "how bout i shove the gear stick down your throat you fool!"... oh yeah let you mother do the talking for you grow a pair"... "no not you mam I'm talking to your son"

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coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

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red light wrangler

someone who takes joy in killing prostitues. most commenly by strangling them, before, during or after sex.

Red light wrangler
Peter: "killing prostitues isn't funny, because they're all ready dead on the inside"

mate

anyone you don't know or can't remeber the name of

"hey johno long time no see how are you?"
- "yeah good... mate yourself??"
"hey watch it mate"

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wranger

a person with red hair, originating from orangutan. Being pale with frekles and the butt of everyone's jokes comes hand in hand with being a wranger. Also known as gingys, blood nuts, fanta pants, carrot top, mutant freaks

ahaha look at that wranger caught out in the sun

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Skankles

Opposite of Cankles, the ankles do exist they are just to skinny to be considered real ankles and hence are referred to as skankles (=skinny ankles)

hey there pins, nice skankles you look like a chicken

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