Engineering 3.0

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

Chump pump

A person that manually bails a household sump after the electricity fails and they do not have a generator.

Dave and Sue spent all Saturday night working the chump pump because a tree took out their power lines.

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