Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis. Cure: Penicillin, garlic, and Yanni.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
Jo: Well, I have been feeling kinda stupid. I think I got gilkeyitis.

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