poshnic

A posh picnic hamper containing fancy prepared quality foods such as salads, dressings, cous cous, home made bread, home made cake, pimms, prosecco, veggie crisps, homous carrot sticks etc. Never ever served using plastic-paper plates, cups, glasses or cutlery.

Went to the races last week, so we prepared the most amazing hamper. The cracked Lobster, Champagne and Caviar just made it the ultimate poshnic

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icescapade

An escapade on ice

Fell flat on my face due to an icey driveway. What a very painful icescapade

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Fucky

When you're fucking lucky

Running late for the Train today, I was fucky to get the last parking space in the Railway Car Park, and only just made it.

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fanter

Friendly banter

Whether you've had a shit day or just want some fun exchanges, you can't beat a bit of fanter

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pestlem

a person who's usually a pest, but also has the potential to create a problem.

He was a pest all evening, but the more alcohol he drank, the more he became a pestlem

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