Razorback

An inferior subspecies of Homo Sapien. Has no genetic diversity do to only inbreeding. Has history of never winning a BCS Championship, partly do to the Homosexualness of ALL Razorback men. Razorback individuals do not believe in hygiene, and state they would rather eat an entire can of smashed buttholes than to place a toothbrush in their mouth, or a bar of soap within 10 feet of themselves. Rarely seen outside of their own state as they are afraid "someone else" will sneak in and have sex with their sibling.

I heard a Razorback say, " If anybody gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!"

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