Microsoft Works

Um...no it doesn't.

"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."

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skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

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south sandwich islands

a volcanic island chain that is southeast of the falkland islands.

I took a trip to the South Sandwich Islands.

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Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

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Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.

Put that fweaking sandwich down!

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Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

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milkandcheese

noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

I think you have a future in milk_n_cheese videos.

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