painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

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turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

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mile a minute

An extremely fast pace.

That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.

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buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

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hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

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Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!

Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"

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u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.

hi clark. u r so ql.

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