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celine hanton

celine hanton 2

by JOn January 7, 2004

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by JOn December 26, 2003

7228πŸ‘ 5166πŸ‘Ž


nympho

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.

Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!

by JOn February 11, 2005

29πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


Icthius

Superhero who happens to post on the internet.

Posts on the internets.

by JOn December 29, 2005

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by JOn April 14, 2004

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


loco

A hot hip hop clothing line

Yo did you see him wearin those new loco jeans.

by JOn March 9, 2004

7πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


fafoo

1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.

1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.

by JOn April 25, 2005

11πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž