Bacterial

What happens when a viral video gets old, but refuses to die.

I've seen that ninja cat video so many times it's GOT to be bacterial by now!

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Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

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Anti Bacterial Gang

(ABG as an acronym) is a collective on internet kids making trash music on soundcloud, they're still working on the debut album but legends say that they will never finish it

person 1 : Anti Bacterial Gang
Cuba : i like dicks !
Muchii777 : Josh finish the album (i hate ra)
Josh : ok
Eli : i like men
Kio : yoooooo
Mags :
Zeon : owo
Lei : im short as fuck and canadian holy shit

Human Bacterial Frappuccino

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.

"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

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bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

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Bacterial Stenosis

A rare type of gingivitis caused by processed toothpastes

AYO, Gideon got that Bacterial Stenosis

Bacterial Lobotomy

Exactly what this is, by the way...

A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."