Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

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pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

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gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.

Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!

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Trefz

Humorous and accidental non-serious injury to oneself; usually reserved for referring to someone with a history of such actions.

Steve wasn't over here for 15 minutes when he hit his crotch on the edge of the table. He really Trefzed himself again.

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snooka

a home boy or bro

"what up snooka" if you were sayin that to a friend or someone close

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PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

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download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

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