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Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


watchutalkinboutwillis

a distant cousin to the shocker, watchutalkinboutwillis is uttered by a female when in the course of doggy-style sex, your cock pops out and on the next thrust you hit her asshole by mistake

Goin' doggy on Gina last week, my stuff slipped out and when it hit her asshole on the next stroke, her head snapped around and she barked watchutalkinboutwillis ?

by JPnEB May 25, 2008

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Baltimore Chop

After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...

When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...

by JPnEB March 31, 2009

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB August 23, 2008

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

by JPnEB July 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hairy Potter

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...

Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...

by JPnEB May 29, 2008