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A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
4π 7π
derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand
Q: You still hear from Fay?
A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...
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a distant cousin to the shocker, watchutalkinboutwillis is uttered by a female when in the course of doggy-style sex, your cock pops out and on the next thrust you hit her asshole by mistake
Goin' doggy on Gina last week, my stuff slipped out and when it hit her asshole on the next stroke, her head snapped around and she barked watchutalkinboutwillis ?
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taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...
Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
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An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....
Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night
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a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
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