toot toot peanut butter

1. Punchline phrase to the children's song and/or finger play that goes:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came Number 10,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Buttter!

2. Synonomous with "His ass got hammered!".
Football Announcer: Here's the handoff and OOOOH!!! WHAT A HIT!! That's GOTTA hurt!

Viewer at Home: DAYEM! Check out da replay yo! Urlacher's like toot toot peanut butter. That's how we hit in Chicago son.

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discombooberated

What Bret Michaels says when he means to say "discombobulated".

I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"

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Jimmy Iovine

The current Guinness World Record holder for "Longest Consecutive Streak of Wearing a Hat".

No one knows what Jimmy Iovine's hair looks like these days. He's had a hat on since 1979. Rumor has it he even showers with his baseball cap on

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