shred

the fine art of taking a shit.

I have to go take a shred.

I shredded all over the bathroom

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Dingle-Berry

a peice of poo that is stuck to oneself

That Cat has a dingle-Berry

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one

A girl you'd have sex with according to the binary scale

"one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do"

Brian: That girls ugly i give her no more than a 3

Andy: She have boobs and a vagina? Shes a one in my book

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Binary Scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no

Greg: Eh... I'd Say shes a four maybe

Jeff: She's a one on my binary scale!

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binary scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no

Greg: Eh... I'd say say Sarah is a 5 in my book.

Jeff: Yeah but shes a 1 on the binary scale

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L Trip

To smoke a blunt in a car on the way to pick up more nutcho

You down on this L trip?

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kumquat

An insult that is everything summed up into one word

Shut The hell Up you kumquat

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