fartolicious

Fan-fuckin'tastic farts after a fucking good meal.

That meal was fartolicious fantastic dear.

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Lana

Lana is just too good for words she is the definition of perfect. It is normal that she'd get complimented by a million boys in a day. She is the most caring, the sweetest, and an extremely loving person that people's dream is to be so close with. You would wish that you were to fall in love with her cause you would know that she would be the only one that'd treat you even better than perfect. Basically, she is that well-known, really attractive, girl that has the ability to make every boy nervous by just even being around them. If you don't know her yet, don't worry because she is easily noticed, being the prettiest girl in the crowd. She is glamorous, classy and elegant yet she’s also a whole hood bitch u don’t want to cross. She looks like an angel yet she is the definition of Satan. She makes you think sinful thoughts. Everyone loves her, some love her so much that they hate her. Her face is crafted my the gods and her body is flawless, she’s thicc af too. Trust me, if you ever get to be with a Lana, keep her and don’t let her go. She’s the best.

Girl: I hate that bitch Lana

Boy: You’re only saying that because u want to be her u jealous ass bitch