Menstrage

Menstrual Outrage: The type of outrage that would be exhibited by a woman who is suffering from PMS. This outrage can be accompanied by crying, screaming, nagging, complaining, throwing of objects and much, much more.

Tom: Sally, dear, you look a bit under the weather.

Sally: Do I look sick to you?! Huh?! Huh?! You don't think I'm sexy any more!

*Crash*

Tom: Okay, okay, don't have a menstrage.

Sexual uncounter

Sexual encounters your friends or peers talk about that they had never participated in, or experienced.

Friend 1: ...and then after the blow job, Jenny and I totally did it until the morning.

Friend 2: Dude, your such a liar! James was totally telling me the same story.

Friend 3: That's such a sexual uncounter!

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