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People may say theyâre vegetarian but nobody is as pure vegetarian than Matilde Bois. She is so vegetarian in fact that the dressing she puts on her grass has become infused with her blood. At times Matilde may be funny but typically the memes she thinks are funny are just bad and weird. She also has a very poor taste in music considering she listens to Frank Ocean, however every squad needs a quirky Matilde Bois around to balance out the norm with weirdness
Friend 1: Johnny just ate a cockroach wtf
Friend 2: Thats such a weird and Matilde Bois thing to do
Kayla White, daughter of Kelly White is a true homie. You can trust that Kayla will always be there for you in your darkest times of life. For example Dylan Mckenzie is currently depressed but Kayla being the loving friend she is tries to help him and encourage him to do better. The only flaw with Kayla White is her resting butch face, if she doesnât like you sheâll let you know. Her âbitch faceâ scares many people off, however it attracts many people as well. Someone who was attracted to Kayla White is Parker. Parker is a 6â8 handsome man that looks as if he could be Kaylas dad, however Kayla justifies this with the fact that it is currently no shave November. At the end of the day you want a Kayla White in your life as either a friend or lover because sheâll always have your back and will never switch up on her homies.
Kayla White is such a great friend
Garrett Stevenson is quite simply one of the best friends you will have. This is due to his simp characteristics. He will always stop what he is doing in a heartbeat for any girl, as long as he likes you. Garrett Stevenson also has very very protective parents, his parents will do anything it takes to keep him inside away from friends which makes Garrett Stevenson a little antisocial but what he lacks in social skills he makes up for in his previously mentioned superior simp skills. His simping skills are maxed to the highest they can be, he wonât stop simping until he gets what he desires.
Dang bro you were really being a garrett stevenson when you were talking to that girl earlier.