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When a mans thighs are so hairy that the thigh hair blends with the hair of the mans grundle, creating one continuous hair flow.
Hey sexy, I had fun last night but your thundle tasted funny.
The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".
I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.
Someone who abuses the snooze button
I was late to work because I am so asnoozive
the act of taking too many naps in order to avoid responsibilities
David became very asnoozive every time he was asked to watch the kids
A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.
I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.