Mariam Withdrawal

When you do not see a female named Mariam for an extended period of time, you begin to develop severe “Mariam Withdrawal Symptoms”. These include loss of appetite, confusion, depression, over-sleeping or lack of sleep, fatigue, irritability, and irreversible psychological trauma. Symptoms worsen over time, and may be chronic if the lack of Mariam persists. The only known cure is to hangout with the person again.

My life feels incomplete and I hate everything. I think I am beginning to develop Mariam Withdrawal because I have not seen her in over a week.