Tribal Dodger

Someone so desperate not to get a job that they get a tribal tattoo on their face.

Fabian- Hey got my Tribal complete, people are gonna remember me forever. Im gonna be world famous because I got this original tattoo on my face.
Britain- Get a job you knob jockey.
Fabian- I can't get passed the interview stage, I took a big decision in getting this done on my face.
Britain- No- we are paying for your stupid decision you complete Tribal Dodger! Argh!!!