Person who severely fucked up. Like fell and got their dick caught in a beartrap.
Donald trump went total Dick Beartrap in managing the first pandemic in over 100 years.
When you suddenly, without warning or active notice, throw up and scream simultaneously.
Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.
Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
We had just downed a pint of Castillo rum that Dickweed had hidden in the crotch of his Diesel jeans and bonged 12 Busch Lights, when Davis yell honked on the Beirut tournament table.