Metric Zombies

A metric zombie is the byproduct of an American citizen converting to the metric system.

An American learning the metric system.

Dude! Everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone

Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.

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Extra Credit Whore

1) That one asshole who seems to get all the extra credit even though he is retarded and that teacher doesn't even do extra credit.

Vlad: Yes! I got a 110% on my test!
Me: You extra credit whore. You probably humped the teachers leg for that 110%.

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