gina

Another way to say vagina. Similar to how dick is short for Richard. Usually if a girl’s name is Gina she has a hairy gina.

John: Damn you be poppin’ your gina.

Jane: My gina makes all the boys come to the yard.

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butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.