morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

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hit the elevator

An expression used saying that mistakes are okay if they can still be corrected before a letter or package goes out the door or in the mailbox to the recipient. It refers to an office building that has a staff member who carries the mail to the mailbox. Once that person has hit the elevator, then the die is cast and the errors cannot be corrected.

Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.

As long as it is okay when it hits the elevator. -boss

Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

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reconnaissance

Information gathered on the sly about a lover/friend/enemy.

I saw your boyfriend at the gay bar last night dancing with another man. Good reconnaissance work.

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dupp

An opportunity at a location southernmost that shall not be missed or passed up by a dear friend.

Hey you idiot, take the dupp!

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george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

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beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

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