posh pawn

A classy way of enabling criminals and gangsters to use their assets to rip the piss out the rest of society whilst gobbling caviar and laughing outrageously on mega yachts that are loaned by their swinger grandparents who are now deceased but quaffing champagne in the unrealistic idea of heaven 😀

Posh pawn

When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950

first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control

I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain

bullywoodle

When a female uses her feminine octopus tentacles to captivate her male companion into doing whatever she wants.

I was captivated by the way she could bullywoodle me.