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A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.
Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.
Deuces, but with 50% more of that sweet honey nectar called awesome.
Yo, I forgot ta feed my cat today; he's going to be all moody n' shiz. I gotz ta go, trices ya'll. Oh snap, I forgot ta ask our waitress to box my Bloomin' Onions, too. Dang, that bish alzheimer's is straight murderin' my vibe.
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Theorycrapper: You should never fight against 'reflect' monsters. If you have 4,000 life and they reflect 20% damage, then you would be 'one-shotted' by a reflected strike of a little more then 20,000 damage, which you could easily do.
Non-Moron: The game takes your damage resistances into account on all reflects. Your base damage resistance is 5% and if you have the recommended 75% damage resistance, then you'd actually need to do 80,000 damage in a single reflected strike to 'one-shot' yourself, which you can't do. Nice theorycrapping, though.