Amauteur

Cinematic direction of a clumsily pretentious nature. Seeking to make a virtue of idiosyncratic spontaneity and lack of craft.

Youtube abounds with the oeuvre of Amauteur filmmakers. You don't even have to be French.

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Trigger mortis

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

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sexit

Elective celibacy, the act or decision to abandon future fornication.

The Bollywood director Karan Johar recently announced his Sexit, saying 'I don't get sex and I'm no longer trying.'

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