Random
Source Code
Random
When Someone who usually has nothing to do, usually because they're unemployed, suddenly has something to do for that day. That one thing, no matter how meaningless becomes the big deal of the day.
Person 1 - "Hey what did you do today?"
Person 2 - "Went out to buy some milk."
Person 1 - "That was your big deal of the day huh?"
Person 2 - "Shut the fuck up before I beat your ass!!"
Person 1 - "Are you sure you can handle another Big Deal of The Day?"
Person 2 - "Hmmm, Maybe not."
12👍 1👎
When a group of friends turn on one or more of their own and just beat them the fuck up. The resulting injuries should not require a ride to the Emergency Room, but should require a good amount of bandages, cottonballs, Neosporin along with an ice pack or two.These beatings should be fun for both sides of the beat down. Ideally both parties should be laughing hysterically during this insane display of friendship, Nitrous oxide is optional but extremely helpful.
Person 1 - "Holy shit dude!! You look like you just got beat the fuck up!!"
Person 2 - "Yea!! I just experienced a Friendly Beat Down!! Friends are great aren't they?"
Person 1 - "Motherfucker, you must be on crack!!"
3👍 3👎
Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"