Scariffying

When something is both scary and terrifying but you forget which word you're trying to use.

I dropped the shoe on the floor and glitter flew everywhere. It was scariffying.

Whore

Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic shift.)

"You're the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"

"If you keep taking apples without paying, everyone will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."

"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"

"A whore got my lemons and I'm really sad about it."

"Lemon-stealing whore."