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A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
All in is a reference to any activity completed swiftly and in a group setting.
Leader: "Bout that time chappies?"
Group/Drones: "all in!"
This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).
You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:
Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"
Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."
Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
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It's the sort of word you will hear in the rapper 'Luh Kel's' song from his album 'Mixed Emotions.'
It means feigning or faking a move but also may mean pining for something, can be a gestural thing or expressed in dance.
Luh Kel: Now you see me feenin,' fallin in the deep-end but all your love it got me schemin'
Me: Now I want to look "feenin'" up on Urban Dictionary to find its true meanin!
You: *Votes my definition in* because how few other examples of a def on the word there are
The woman with the worlds most accomodating vag has the 'Creole Cunt.'
Village man:
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.