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The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.
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Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving
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noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.
bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...
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iz a jipo wit BIG teeth !!!!!!!!!!!!!
get um sorted they creep me out !!!!
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The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.
Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"
Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"
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A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.
Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.
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To be given the wrong information.
Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".
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