To be talking to someone on the phone, either through landline, mobile or messaging/calling apps (Whatsapp, Messenger, Discord, Xbox/PS chat etc.)
Spack No.2: I have Spack No.5 on the line and he is asking to play Red Dead with us!
A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Spack No.1: Where are you going?
Gonna go to Boss man shop across the field, be back in 20
Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
A substitute word for the word n***a
Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!
Spack No.3 is the brother of Spack No.1 (the leader of all Spacks) and is a handsome looking ginger guy who once had his Warzone death chat clipped by fellow Warzone player 'Legendhuckerby'.
Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)
Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)
Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
So, as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.3. Without the creation of this amazing ginger dude, the Spack thing may not be a thing now.
To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect
Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments
1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes